Is this really what happened after Jesus had risen from the dead?

According to a book which was omitted from the bible, when Jesus rose from the dead he was not exactly the same old Jesus that people had grown to love and adore. He was hungry and there was one thing he was hungry for. BRAINS. Yes it's true. The lord went on a rampage bashing people skulls into a millions splinters and then gorging on their brains like he was eating Kentucky fried chicken. It was a gruesome sight as he had torn the arms and legs off of small children and gnawing away at them like it was corn on the cob. The guts of the people he had been devouring were seen slipping through the holes in his hands and splattering against the ground as he shouted "UURRRRGH!!! UUURRRGH!!!! His apostled even offered to take his inside to get him cleaned up offer him a nice cup of tea though he refused having only one objective in mind and that was BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Poor Jesus. If only Dr. Phil had been there at the time he may have been able to provide a bit of counseling.